party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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