It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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