Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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