I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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