is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
ttyl tear gas
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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