Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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