sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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