two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
She's not a foreskin expert like you
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Randomize
