I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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