Porn is love you can see.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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