it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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