? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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