you're like a bully in the Christmas story
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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