Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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