so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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