This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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