anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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