Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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