I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm passing your future prison.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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