all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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