My cat gives me a boner
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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