it wasn't lemon gatorade
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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