just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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