how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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