OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
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I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I lost the right to judge tonight
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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