I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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