How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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