Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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