Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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