Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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