He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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