I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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