i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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