Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
operation have a gay friend backfired
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
did i walk over a car last night?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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