So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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