Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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