We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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