I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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