I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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