Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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