i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
