"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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