So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I understand Curling. That high.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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