just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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