Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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