I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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