Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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