Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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