did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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