Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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