i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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