Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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