I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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