Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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