I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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